Saturday, December 24, 2005

Merry xMas

Well kids, it's that time of year again. Merry Christmas to all who celebrate, may your presents be plentiful, your tree beautiful, your time merry and your cookies delicious.


Poisonous Substances to Cats

Did you know that cherries, apple seeds,
avacado, and marijuana are all fatal for cats?

FYI I get angry easily. If you piss me off,
make sure I never find your pets. lol.

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Friday, December 23, 2005

Bugger Off

Today was the last day of school before the winter break. Went to see Fun With Dick And Jane (FYI not a porn movie, even though people think it is) which was mediocre fun, but then the foosball, and Wendy's was jokes, and just overall awesome. Met some people in the subway as well. They actually made me regret not going to the xMas assembly.

Now, this is the cool site of the day. This is Flickr Stream dedicated to Macro bug and insect photography. This person who calls themselves Lord V has absolutely stunning close-up pictures of bugs. If bored, this is for you. If you don't like bugs, it isn't. Duh. Merry xMas, Happy New Years, Kwazy Kwanza, Tip Top Tet, and a solemn and dignified Ramadan to everyone.

Lord V's Macro Bug Pictures

Uncle Boris Says: I might not celebrate Christmas,
but I got nothing against xMas cookies.

Thursday, December 22, 2005

Ninjai: The Little Ninja

Ninjai is possibly the best flash cartoon I have ever stumbled upon. The graphics are absolutely amazing, the quality of work is incredible. I cannot imagine how much work went into each of those episodes. The story if one of a little Ninja who seeks answers, and finds himself battling enemies and learning lessons. Corny, and overused but with a new spin, and amazingly skillful graphics. I have seen all 12 episodes, and they blew me away. Warning, some episodes contain profanity(2,3) and gory violence(11).

Ninjai: The Little Ninja

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Awesome Physics Man!

A little interactive 'buddy' on Deviant Art. Great fun, and awesome physics. Check it out! Feeling Sadistic? I know I am! Too much fun.

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Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Stalin Wanted Half-Man, Half-Ape Super-Warrior

Stalin wanted Planet of the Apes-like troops, insensitive to pain and hardship.

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Monday, December 19, 2005

Wacko Jump Day

Oopps, I meant World Jump Day. Apparently some wackos are gathering together to jump at the same time and make the Earth change it's orbit, and stop global warming. 375.061.066 wackos. Are going to come together. And jump. At once. To change the Earth's orbit. Well, you know what? Call me wacko number 375.061.067, because I really, really want something really retarded to happen! Watch like..the moon crash into us! Won't that be awesome? "Hey, wanna go to the moon for lunch?" "Aw, man it's like a 20 minute walk!" And watch there be no american flag! And watch there be little BLUE guys? Oh man! That. Would be kick donkey.

Go on. Comment. You know you want to.
Clicky Clicky

Friday, December 16, 2005

Up For a Challenge?

Ok, I will post a harder one now. No prize this time (I need to find something to give away)

You don't need to act weak
But drop off
Why you don't know you do exclude
There out of hell

Hopefully it will take you a little longer.

email the song name and artist to
You can also leave a post, but I don't guarantee it will work properly


You might say that the singer's last name deserves some applause.

What The Song?

Ok, same rules as yesterday, took a part of a song, reversed every word, what's the song? You might need some googling to do for this one.

Yo, a climate inside are great
And a water are not unpleasant
But after you don't have a thing for stay
Don't allow this melt

Send a correct translation to
{you can post a comment, but I don't guarantee it will show up. The earliest recorded time wins}

The winner gets...a cheapo-glow in the dark hershey halloween bracelet!

UPDATE: We have a winner!

Thursday, December 15, 2005


Isn't that the funnies word ever? Yes it is! I had one fun bus ride back home together, with Erica and Peter the pyromaniac(among other things). Peter taught me how to bus surf, which was awesome and...yeah! It was funny. I was told great storied of being a jackass and holding up a whole bus, just for the fun of it, ah it was great. I feel really bad for the guy who sat in the middle, I think he was kinda scared. Here is something I want to share with you. Some of you might have seen the new PSP commerical, where there a pancil-drawn PSP with an actual screen, and two pencil-drawn squirrels on the screen talking. Here is the basic direction of their conversation:

2:Those graphics got as much flavah as a pistachio!
1:Look at mah mad skillz!
2:You have about as much skillz as a CHIPMUNK!
1:Yo momma's a chipmunk!
(basketball game comes up on the PSP)
2:Ohh no! He got rejected, just like you get rejected by the ladies!
(racing game comes up)
1:If I had a ride like that, the ladies would stick to me like the shell to a peanut!
2:Hellz yeah!
1:HEllz yyeah!
Announcer: PSP. hellz yeah


Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Could I BE Any More Russian?

Ok, kids back from the holocaust museum. The movie was tame compared to the one we saw in class, since it was just a slideshow, but our guide was a 77 year old survivor, and she has a voice-amplifying gizmo. That was cool. On the way there I made everyone laugh by trying to stick my transfer into the ticket box on the bus. Um, when some of my friends were trying to test my knowledge of French, and asked my about my hair, I said I like my horses instead of my hair. What else happened.. We saw a whole wall tiled with the names of people who died during the holocaust.. And some other stuff..Alon's car broke down on the way, he was almost late..YEAH

Ok, a small challenge (with prize)

Each word in a song verse was replaced with it's exact opposite.
What is the song?(Everyone knows it)

You hate small heads, but I can tell the truth
Me these sister can confirm
Why the guy walks out without a huge giant.... so on

First to send me an e-mail with an answer wins a small smarties box.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Practice Round

Ok, after getting beat (manslaughtered, killed, raped, owned, destroyed, murdered, pwn3d) by the teachers' team in the volleyball tournament (which was probably my fault) I decided to put up another contest. No prize this time, just a practice round. Guess this picture, it is a close up of a part of an everyday object. Click the picture for a bigger view.

Hint1: You need one in school.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Round 2

Ok, kids, here is another one. Same rules. I hope this is an easier one for yah.

Hint1: It hurts you.

Guess The Picture

Ok, kids, contest time. This is a close up of something. What? First person to post the right answer wins a small smarties box. Click the picture for a bigger view.

Hint1: It's inside everyone's house.
Hint2: The picture is upside down.
Hint3: It's about 5 cm by 4 cm in real size.
Hint4: There is usually 2 of them side by side.
Hint5: Anything electric needs these.

Monday, December 05, 2005

Fuji Finepix F10

Some of you may or may not (probably not) have heard that my dad got a new digital camera. I got pretty picture happy, and will from now on try to post some pictures once in a while. This is the first. You tell me that isn't an awesome pic! Posted by Picasa

Rama Lama Ding Dong

Ok, kids, time for a test of visitors. I will start hosting tiny contests once in a while, to hopefully attract some more visitors. In fact, tomorrow, the first person to come up to me and say "I can say Rama Lama Ding Dong" gets a tiny box of smarties.

Come on. Comment. You know you waana.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Can You Say...WTF?

Everyone, and I MEAN EVERYONE has to see this. It is THE most random thing ever, seriosly. It's like family guy, but a lot more random. And a lot'll see. Harmless though.

Go ahead. Comment. You know you waaana.

Whoops, sorry kids.

click rejected download 1

Friday, December 02, 2005

Can You Say...Evil?

Uncle Boris' List Of 10 Evil Things to Do With Water To Your Neighbours When It's Cold Outside
(whoa, that's one long title)

Freeze their doors and windows shut
Freeze their car's exhaust shut
Freeze thier car to the ground
Freeze their dog/cat
Inject warm water into their mailbox, watch it expand
Make a skating rink out of their back yard, invite people to skate with you
Make a skating rink out of their front yard, don't tell them
Freeze messages into their driveway (be creative)
Pee into their rain gutters, wait until spring
Put a lot of golf balls into their rain gutters, wait until spring

Go ahead. Comment. You know you wannnnaaa!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Can You Say...Awesome?

Well kids, Russians have done it again. Pushing yet another barrier, Russians actually managed to starve their squirrels enough for them to turn berserk and eat a dog. Scary? Very much so. But could it BE any more awesome?

:link:clicky clicky:

Can You Say...Boring?+

Inspired by today's history class:

Uncle Boris Says : Life is too short to be bored. Come on kids, quit school!