Friday, December 02, 2005

Can You Say...Evil?

Uncle Boris' List Of 10 Evil Things to Do With Water To Your Neighbours When It's Cold Outside
(whoa, that's one long title)

Freeze their doors and windows shut
Freeze their car's exhaust shut
Freeze thier car to the ground
Freeze their dog/cat
Inject warm water into their mailbox, watch it expand
Make a skating rink out of their back yard, invite people to skate with you
Make a skating rink out of their front yard, don't tell them
Freeze messages into their driveway (be creative)
Pee into their rain gutters, wait until spring
Put a lot of golf balls into their rain gutters, wait until spring

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